15. Many years ago, while I was having dinner with an ex, someone had sent me a message asking for my whereabouts and who I was with. I politely answered saying I was in Glorietta and eating with my ex. Nagalit ito. Ang kapal daw ng mukha ko’ng magtext sa kanya when I still go out with my ex. I mean, he instantaneously went ballistic. Burahin ko raw siya sa friendster [palang ang uso], at sa ym connection. At huwag na huwag ko na raw siya’ng itetext. Inuutusan ako’ng burahin ang number niya sa cellphone ko.
Aba’y tae’nang gagung hayup na ito ah! Masama ba’ng kumain kasama ang ex, animale ka? Hah? Tae’na kumakain lang kami, ano ba’ng kasalan ko, animal ka? – [lumabas ang pagkapalingkera kasabay ng siomai].
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